CYB3RWORLD (Friday 19 May 2023)

𝒴𝑒𝑒-𝒶𝒽𝒽❣ ɦʊʀʀ!! 𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓾𝓷𝓽𝓸 𝓶𝓮!! 𝕀𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕓𝕖𝕤𝕥 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕘𝕠𝕥?

An ancient curse. A broken promise. Eight fighters. The ultimate virtual showdown…
Through the mist, one can only make out the vague shadows of those brave souls who have travelled from the likes of Glasgow and Scunthorpe to put their strength, cunning, and knowledge of 200bpm donk bootlegs to the test.

Once they cross the liminal threshold, they cannot turn back. It’s just the beginning, it’s not the end: things will ｎｅｖｅｒ be the same again.

They will enter… the ♥ CYB3RWORLD ♥.

On Friday 19 May, come and bear witness to 8 brave warriors, 4 from the hyper-digital CYB3R realm and 4 from the slippery-slidey Interworld clan. Whomst’ve will reign supreme come 5am?
From the glow of far too many CRT monitors, we bring you, in alphabetical order…

⚔️CYBERSPICE
Trained on millions of Tik Tok twerk anthems, CyberSpice’s purpose as a sexy AI DJ is to optimise the distribution of booty-shaking and head-scratching on a digital dancefloor.
Special Move: Bionic Booty Clap
instagram.com/cyberspice.69

⚔️ DJ BLUE RASPBERRY
From the depths of Strangetown, she’s here to drink Slush Puppies and speed up your favourite songs to unfathomable speeds. Guaranteed to make your rat tail twirl.
Special move: Drywall Nibble
@namzcb

⚔️GNARKILL
Part human, part database, 100% freaky and evil entity still cruising off of the panic of the millennium bug.
Special move: Crash Virus
instagram.com/choose.life
twitter.com/gnarkiII
soundcloud.com/gnarkill

⚔️JORDAN WINDOWS
DJ skills: ∞. Location: Unknown. Objective: Gain mind control through music (´｡• ᵕ •｡`) ♡
Special move: Pressing Play
instagram.com/jordanwindows
twitter.com/jordan_windows
www.jordanwindows.co.uk

⚔️LINDSAYLOSAM
Congratulations! You collected all 665 Hyperpopcorn Buckets and unlocked a new character: part DJ, part radish, part-y animal 😉
Special Move: they’re all special??so just dance ☆
instagram.com/lindsaylosam
twitter.con/lindsaylosam
soundcloud.com/lindsaylosam

⚔️PHONEUTRIAN
This spider-moth hybrid escaped its captors and grew to enormous size through island gigantism. Also plays live electronic sets.
Special move: Wing Hug.
linktr.ee/phoneutrian

⚔️POOR SPICE
2000’s cam girl materialised in the game world. In order to unlock her in game, you must complete an objective task throughout your journey – give her *all* your money.
Special move: Heel Stomp.
instagram.com/poorspice
twitter.com/poorspice
soundcloud.com/poorspice
paypal.me/conphillipson

⚔️ZARON MIZMERAS
Lvl 13 Maximalist spell-caster from the banished realm of illusions (Norwich). Can deal permanent psionic damage to all non-virtual beings with a 100% Crit Chance.
Special move: Airhorn Attack.
Zaron Mizmeras
Twitch.tv/zaronm